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Mount Pearl

There's a little town I grew up in
And the town is called Mount pearl
And I don't really like Mount pearl
Cause it's so full of sluts

In this town everyone's lame
Soccer moms and hockey dads cheerin at the game
Hardwood floors fake French doors
Cock rock boys and dirty whores
I, I fuckin hate that town

mount pearl sucks

Don't miss the bus it only comes once an hour
They're too busy in the garden growin flowers
Ganstar rap, girls with clap
In the woods and they're on they're back
I, I fuckin hate that town

mount pearl sucks

So if you feel the need to go to this town
Smoke a bong drink a beer and take a
Good look around
Too many cares
So many fears
No elevator, so go take the stairs
I, I fuckin hate that town